Shot of Mel Gibson’s resting bitch face.

Comic gag involving sound to set up sound awards.

Foreign winner says something in foreign language.

A loser is unable to conceal disappointment.

A presenter garbles the name of a foreigner.

Someone jokes about “Manchester by the Sea” being “depressing”.

Someone refers to the length of the show.

An actress covers her mouth with both hands in shock.

A minor winner is played off by orchestra.

Someone gives a shout-out to immigrants.

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